Frankly Lol’ing

This is entertainment. This is fun. This is the ‘biggest political interview of the year.’ This is ridiculous. Enjoy. (taken totally within context from http://www.timesnow.tv/Frankly-Speaking-with-Rahul-Gandhi/articleshow/4446830.cms)

The Anatomy of a Lovers’ Argument. Act 1: The First Fight

Scene 1 (Rahul puts his foot in it): Oops… I didn’t say that, did I?

Arnab Goswami: How do you say that
Rahul Gandhi: I mean....

Arnab Goswami: What are you saying? Can you explain?

Rahul Gandhi: I am coming to your question

Scene 2 (Arnab is green with jealousy): On something Gandhi and Modi had been up to in 2009…

Arnab Goswami: You did that in 2009?
Rahul Gandhi: No, we didn't
Arnab Goswami: Of course you did?

Scene 3: Honey, I love you, honestly, I do.

Arnab Goswami: You are avoiding the question
Rahul Gandhi: No I am not avoiding the question

Scene 5: Are you being honest with me?

Rahul Gandhi: Of course I am.
Arnab Goswami: You're not opposed to that.
Rahul Gandhi: No I am not opposed to any discussion, ever.
Arnab Goswami: On this specific subject.

Rahul Gandhi: Absolutely.
Arnab Goswami: Mr. Gandhi.

Scene 6: Actually, this reminds me of that thing 10 years ago…

Arnab Goswami: But nothing happened.
Rahul Gandhi: What do you mean nothing happened?

Scene 7: Is this an interview?

Arnab Goswami: You are asking me the question
Rahul Gandhi: Yes, I am asking you a question, it is a conversation

Scene 8: Who’s the boss…

Arnab Goswami: You are the boss.

Rahul Gandhi: Yes

Arnab Goswami: You are confident about that?
Rahul Gandhi: Reasonably confident

Scene 9 (Back on the offensive): You disgust me…

Arnab Goswami: Only 15?

Rahul Gandhi: You have to go into why it is happening.

Arnab Goswami: Then how are you different?

Scene 10: Someone told me about Cambridge…

Rahul Gandhi: Were you in Cambridge
Arnab Goswami: I was at Oxford
Rahul Gandhi: But you spent some time at Cambridge?
Arnab Goswami: I was a visiting fellow at Cambridge for a while.
Rahul Gandhi: So where were you at Cambridge?

Scene 11: Show me what you showed Modi…

Rahul Gandhi: You want me to show you my degree, I can show you my degree
Arnab Goswami: Would you like to show him your degree?

Rahul Gandhi: He has probably seen my degree.

Penultimate Scene: Am I a stranger to you?

Arnab Goswami: You don't have a thick skin, Mr. Rahul Gandhi.
Rahul Gandhi: If I don't have a thick skin right now, it'll get thick

Rahul Gandhi: Maybe you find me strange because.
Arnab Goswami: No, I don't find you strange

Rahul Gandhi: You're going back Arnab
Arnab Goswami: Yes, to specifics
Rahul Gandhi: It's not specifics. It's frankly superficialities
Arnab Goswami: How is it superficial?
Rahul Gandhi: It's completely superficial
Arnab Goswami: This is the most relevant question

Final Scene: Modi walks in, dressed in a blindingly orange kurta…

Arnab Goswami: I think we should have a debate Mr. Modi
Rahul Gandhi: The debate is taking place right now

Arnab Goswami: Are you battle ready?
Rahul Gandhi: Battle ready, of course. We're going to win.